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About Me Member Wannabe Novelist sammehsweet20/Female/Australia Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Oh, and please don't swallow your gum.

Fri Apr 25, 2008, 5:27 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Revolution Roulette - Poets of the Fall
  • Reading: FoxP3 Research Papers
  • Watching: Noir
  • Playing: Too Busy for Games =(
  • Eating: JELLYBUBBIES!!
  • Drinking: Nuttin
Parasitology, it’s more than going through the motions.

Literally.

Sadly as most audience members have obviously never pushed human ‘leavings’ through a 100ųm sieve, this is the point of their shocked double take. Cruelty would drive me to exacerbate their breathless horror with by explicitly explaining why I had a ‘shittier day’ then they could ever have but the imagination is far more vivid than any description. The crowning irony is I never even bother lying about my work, just answer a ‘What do you do?’ with a coy simper, shrug and ‘Oh the same ol’, just a load a crap every day.’

It changes you. The first time you cringe, triple glove and make insanely high pitched squeals with every discovered, amorphous lump. Yet sooner or later you find yourself resigned to the drudgery, more often or not only speaking to mutter in monotone drones:

‘Hmmm, mixed seeds – least you know they’re eating their multigrain bread.’


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Sammi is kinda back, kinda getting back into the swing.

Have patience though, she does have lotsa uni and three jobs and the irrepressible need to sleeps.

I love you all, and hope to catch up soon.

Zombie Sammi, signing off for now!

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Computer Chair!!!
  • Interests: World Domination!
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club, Aliens, Starship Troopers, Snatch
  • Favourite band or musician: Poets of the Fall, Hurt, Dropping Daylight, The Whitlams
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative Metal
  • Favourite artist: Luis Royo, Brom, Anry
  • Favourite poet or writer: R.A.Salvatore, Ayn Rand, Steven Erikson; Shelley, Byron, Coleridge, Keats, Dickenson
  • Favourite game: WoW
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Garfield
  • Personal Quote: "It's Sugar. Sugar is Delicious."
  • Tools of the Trade: Matches.

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:iconlordombu:
Hey your sig is from transmetropolitan right? Sounds so familiar...

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And this 'real'
It's impossible if possible
At whose blind word
So clear but so unheard
:iconsammehsweet:
Ha, yea, you hit it on the head it's from Transmetropolitan. Awesome quote.

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'Journalism is just a Gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim it right it's all you need. Aim it right and you can blow a kneecap off the World.'
:iconafraid-to-fly:
You've been tagged =]

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[Smart In A Stupid Way]

"I specialize in murders of quiet, domestic interest." - Agatha Christie

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." - Dorothy Parker
:icontoshiroandthecat:
So, after days, weeks and months spent stalking your page, I've finally decided to come out of the shadows and officially announce that you, madam, are being watched.

Keep up the great work arranging them letters in your mysterious ways.

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Troll Commando * Ronin * Good Person * Chasing a trail of smoke and reason
:iconsammehsweet:
I knew there was someone there!

They thought I was all mad but I knew eeeet! Bwahahaha! :boogie:

In other news, thank you so very very muchlies for the watch, and I'll keep them letters jumping through teh hoops! :salute:

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'Journalism is just a Gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim it right it's all you need. Aim it right and you can blow a kneecap off the World.'
:icondouapuncteics:
Thanks :bow::bow: for the fav!
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"Mi-ar placea sa-mi petrec intreaga viata calatorind, daca as putea imprumuta de undeva o alta viata, pe care sa o petrec acasa."(William Hazlitt, scriitor britanic 1778-1830)
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:icongenesister:
I'll be watching your work. You have plenty of good ideas which you could really expand on, and I look forward to seeing it.
:iconflutterings:
The poetry competition is back, hope to see you returning to enter! This months competition is all about what you believe in. Click =Flutterings for information.

Good luck!

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:iconjax2milz:
Thanks for the return add!

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