Oh, and please don't swallow your gum.
TiredLiterally.
Sadly as most audience members have obviously never pushed human ‘leavings’ through a 100ųm sieve, this is the point of their shocked double take. Cruelty would drive me to exacerbate their breathless horror with by explicitly explaining why I had a ‘shittier day’ then they could ever have but the imagination is far more vivid than any description. The crowning irony is I never even bother lying about my work, just answer a ‘What do you do?’ with a coy simper, shrug and ‘Oh the same ol’, just a load a crap every day.’
It changes you. The first time you cringe, triple glove and make insanely high pitched squeals with every discovered, amorphous lump. Yet sooner or later you find yourself resigned to the drudgery, more often or not only speaking to mutter in monotone drones:
‘Hmmm, mixed seeds – least you know they’re eating their multigrain bread.’
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Sammi is kinda back, kinda getting back into the swing.
Have patience though, she does have lotsa uni and three jobs and the irrepressible need to sleeps.
I love you all, and hope to catch up soon.
Zombie Sammi, signing off for now!
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
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And this 'real'
It's impossible if possible
At whose blind word
So clear but so unheard
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'Journalism is just a Gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim it right it's all you need. Aim it right and you can blow a kneecap off the World.'
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[Smart In A Stupid Way]
J.D.: But in the end, the most important thing to accept is that no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be, with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.
Keep up the great work arranging them letters in your mysterious ways.
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Troll Commando * Ronin * Good Person * Chasing a trail of smoke and reason
They thought I was all mad but I knew eeeet! Bwahahaha!
In other news, thank you so very very muchlies for the watch, and I'll keep them letters jumping through teh hoops!
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'Journalism is just a Gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim it right it's all you need. Aim it right and you can blow a kneecap off the World.'
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"Mi-ar placea sa-mi petrec intreaga viata calatorind, daca as putea imprumuta de undeva o alta viata, pe care sa o petrec acasa."(William Hazlitt, scriitor britanic 1778-1830)
Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?
It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift
but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
Good luck!
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